Pat says "God did it"

Pray the gay away.

Make a deal with the devil and get an earthquake.

Perform abortions?.....here comes a hurricane.

Too much plastic surgery makes you look oriental.

Do you think someone is going to kill you? Well then, they should.

God is tolerant and loving, but if you stick your finger in his eye, or vote out a school board that believes in creationism...he's gonna get you.

Who is REALLY responsible for 9/11? Pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, lesbians, the American Civil Liberties Union and the People For the American Way...yep, that's right.

Is your town having trouble with those pesky hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, terrorist bombings, or meteorites? Stop having those gay parades, problems solved!

Is God to steering  hurricanes towards your company's  headquarters? Pat Robertson can pray it away.

Plan on going to Scotland? Watch out, it's been over-run by homosexuals.

Want to downsize government? Nuke the State Department Headquarters.

 And the latest bit of advice from the guru of the good-life Pat Robertson?

Got a spouse with Alzheimers? Get 'em a nurse, get a divorce, and get it on!

 Yep never-mind those annoying inconvenient wedding vows. You just agreed to those vows so you could get laid anyways right? (God is sending a hurricane after you for that by the way) Nobody really believes in anything the priest says on their wedding day.

 If your spouse gets a disease that causes you to be annoyed because they don't remember your name and they try to eat the couch, ditch them. It's okay, they are as good as dead anyways.

 Pat Robertson has been saying crazy shit for years and years and for the most part Christians have either agreed or quietly shook their heads. He has gone on receiving money and doing his little TV show , even becoming involved in politics. No christian has stood up and demanded for him to STFU. No christian has set forth with the same vigor used to convert sinners to christianity, to shut Pat Robertson's trap.

 Maybe now these christians who have sat by the sidelines and whispered "i'm not like him" whenever Pat Robertson opened his mouth to pass gas will stand the hell up and demand he shut the large hole under his nose.

  The only redeeming quality Pat Robertson has is he provides a prime example of what is wrong with most organized religions. It's okay to judge and condemn as long as your finger is pointed away from yourself. As time goes by that pointed finger will eventually point straight at you and you can either accept you are just as bad as any you have judged or you can be as bad as those you have judged, or in Pat's case, far worse.

Pat Robertson...The Real Devil

A horrible thing happened. this was followed by several good actions and another horrible one.
Pat Robertson had the nerve to say the people of Haiti had made 'a deal with the devil' to get the French out of their country. Suggesting....no implying that that action, which he called a 'true story' was somehow connected to the 7.0 quake in Haiti.
I remember Pat Robertson from when I was young. My grandma would watch the 700 Club..religiously. Even when I was young I knew there was something wrong with the way she followed what the people on that program had to say and contributed to their cause. It was much like the feeling I got when she watched soap operas....religiously.
Pat Robertson has many people thinking, or believing I should say, god speaks through him. Mr. Robertson was,and maybe still is, interested in becoming the leader of our country. The thought of that happening gives me a very cold chill down my spine.
I have the feeling, an I really hope it is correct, that good old evil Pat does not speak for the majority of Christians. I also have the feeling that Pat has now risen, or sunk to the same level of people such as Rush 'dickhead' Limbaugh and Bill 'blood on my hands' O'Reilly.
Not that I have ever liked Pat 'I have no compassion' Robertson and I am well aware of the fact he has earned the right to be put in such a category long ago but to suggest that the people suffering, crying, and dying in Haiti somehow brought it on themselves by making a deal with a force that does not exist is sickening, stupid, and very dangerous.
We need to help the people in Haiti and not start suggesting that the devil did it. People like Robertson will stunt our progression on so many levels it is frightening.
I honestly hope his 700 club house has a quake of it's own resulting in his ignorance suffering it's own death.