Knee Jerk Theory

The pres is getting a earful theses days. Quit borrowing all that money! Let those banks go under! Screw those auto makers! We hate socialism in any form! CUBA?! Those are COMMUNISTS!!! Are you crazy? We tortured people? DON'T SAY THAT! We hate TAXES!I can say I think we are overtaxed too, but it sure as hell didn't start with Obama.I think a flat tax would be the way intelligent people would collect what we give to the government. As far as the bailout of banks and automakers, I hear a lot of people who don't like it but I don't hear alot of other good ideas what to do if we were to let these corporate failures to play out. I wonder if people who would watch the automakers go under realize the massive effect it would have on industries. It wouldn't just effect the automakers it would effect everyone. If anyone has an alternate plan or idea then I would like to hear it. Am I happy about the amount of money we are borrowing in order to get the economy under control? NO. Another question follows. Who is to blame for what is being done? US. Yep we are to blame. How much money have we allowed to go to Iraq? How long did we allow Bush to let us spiral out of control? I think we still are yet to realize just how bad the last 8 years have hurt us and as our newest leader addresses these issues we should be careful to place the blame where it belongs, on us. We have for too long been asleep at the wheel.It is good that so many more have begun to wake up and pay attention. Its like we have been asleep for ten years and when a fella comes along and says "Hey buddy, wake up. While your asleep your house is falling apart. I called a roofer for you. A plumber is on the way cause the pipes are about to spring a leak, and you have termites, if you don't start thinking about what will result from that your whole house will fall down and you will awaken to a pile of ruble"Do we wake up and with some embarrassment thank the guy? Nope. We begin to smack him upside the head and yell at him "You son of a bitch! I can't afford a new roof! And what did you do to cause those pipes to fail? And those termites, I don't like the kind of insecticide your using on them!" People are waking up and demonstrating the reaction we have become well known for....the old knee-jerk reaction. Yep the reaction that always comes back to bite us on the ass.And often costs us some of our freedoms. In your day to day life choices would you say it is wise to act instantly to a given situation or should we think about or coarse of action first? Wouldn't we do better to allow emotions to ease and gather our thoughts and consider options?The president has something we do not, an incredible amount of resources, despite the fact most of us have not been thinking about how to address our problems, that does not mean no one has.Obama is our leader now and we need to give him a break, we do not have to be happy about the actions he is taking but we should lay the blame where it belongs. And we do not have to agree with the methods he is using to solve the problems we have but if we are to be critical then it should be have some basis not "just because I don't like it" People like that loud mouth Limbaugh who make statements saying "I hope he fails" and then trying to defend himself by saying "that's not how I meant it" That idiot knows exactly what he said and intelligent people know exactly what he meant. We don't all have to think alike but we should all have everyone's best interests in mind with well thought out arguments as the basis for any disagreement. We can not afford to wake up only to put on blinders and start throwing punches.

I’m a syentist now

This is a parody of a paper David Rountree wrote in or around 2007

I rewrote it because David is a dick

This is a scientific paper i just wrote thought you may want to see it
before it gets posted in some of the biggest scientifical journal
magazine newspaper bulletins there are on my street.Please try not to
be intimidated by my technical terms no one expects you laypeople to
understand such complicated theories, just trust me it is very much on
the cutting edge of things that involve complicated theories.
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One of the areas I am looking into to gathering further data is
davids brain wave detection.There do not seem to be any brain waves
present I base this on the fact that david is using a piece of gum he
found under a table at denny's as a brain.
This implies that ignorance and david are interrelated (duh) but it
also implies that Alpha waves may be the secret of our soul, since
david does not seem to have one this does not apply.
The problem is, how to measure free air that flows from davids mouth
and to know that it is emanating from a large cavern in his head.
David is quite the poser. I am contemplating modifying some type of
bullshit biofeedback machine with a special sensor in order to try to
make david do a cool new dance. Anyway, Bullshit Biofeedback is a form
of communication david uses and alternative medicine(viagra)
which involves measuring a subject's penis and conveying such
information to him or her in real-time in order to raise his or her
awareness and conscious control of the related physiological
activities.In david's case this was difficult we weren't sure he even
had a penis but it was obvious he had no testicles.
By providing us access to the hubble telescope NASA made it possible
to find david's penis information. david is generally unaware,bullshit
biofeedback allows users to gain control over absolutley nothing.
Interest in bullshit biofeedback has waxed and waned since its
inception in the 1920s in david's head at his birth.
the beginning of the 21st century it is undergoing something of a
renaissance, which some ascribe to david's delusional state. The
general upswing of interest in complementary and alternative medicine
modalities is also something david made up or stole from someone.
Neurofeedback has
become a popular treatment for ADHD a disorder david does not have
because it has the word attention in it; electromyogram (muscle
tension in the buttocks)and
bullshit biofeedback has been widely studied and accepted as a
treatment for
incontinence disorders, and small home bullshit biofeedback machines are
becoming available for a variety of uses, david uses it like a crock
pot . Its role in controlling david's mind is nonexistant since there
is no mind to control.
hypertension is going to become recognized in david soon
Below is a bunch of made up stuff that david wrote so school children
would think he was a real scientist with test tubes and everything!
Electromyogram (EMG)
An Electromyarmis the most common form of chereofeedback measurement.
An EMGIMDUMB uses electrodys or other types of sinsors to measure muscle
tensionation. By the EMG alerticating you to muscle subtension, you
can learn to
recognize the feeling early on by putting your hands in your pockets
and try to control the testicles.
EMGIMDUMB is mainly used as a relaxation technique to help ease
stupidity cell growth.So far it has not worked for david